Caseyville's BEST Kept Secret: St. Louis Getaway at Quality Inn & Suites!
Caseyville’s BEST Kept Secret: St. Louis Getaway at Quality Inn & Suites! – My Honest Take (Prepare for the Rollercoaster!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on Caseyville’s "Best Kept Secret," aka the Quality Inn & Suites. Let's be real, "secret" is a strong word when it comes to a Quality Inn, but hey, maybe it's a secret haven for budget travelers who deserve (and need) a break – and me, apparently. I've spent enough nights in various questionable hotels that I'm officially a connoisseur of the slightly-above-average, so I'm here to give you the unvarnished truth.
(Accessibility – Let’s Start with the Basics…because, well, they’re important!)
First things first: Accessibility. Now, I didn't personally roll in with a wheelchair, but I did make sure to check this out for anyone who might. The hotel, bless its heart, does offer facilities for disabled guests. An elevator exists, thankfully – because lugging luggage up stairs is my personal hell. I didn't see any on-site accessible restaurants, which is something to note, but if you're worried about that, it's always best to phone ahead and ask, am I right?
(Cleanliness and Safety – The Things That Matter, Like, REALLY Matter!)
I am obsessed with cleanliness. I'm talking straight-up germaphobe tendencies. And this is where the Quality Inn actually surprised me. They're clearly taking cleanliness and safety seriously. I'm not sure about anti-viral cleaning products, but I saw evidence of a good scrubbing: daily disinfection in common areas seemed to be a thing. They also had hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE (which made this hand-sanitizer-holic VERY happy), and the staff appeared to be trained in safety protocol. Seriously, give the cleaning crew a raise!
Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check again! They’re also offering room sanitization opt-out available, which is cool if you are one of those that doesn’t like that (but why would you?!)
And hey, important side note: They also have fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and soundproofing. These are the things I need to sleep well at night!
(Internet and Tech – Is It 2024 or 1998?)
Alright, so let's talk about the digital age. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank the tech gods! I’m pretty sure I would actually shrivel up and die without internet access. It's the core of my existence, my lifeline. Internet access? Yes, indeed. And not only that, but they have Internet [LAN]. I mean, I'm not sure why you'd NEED LAN unless you're running a server farm in your suitcase. But the option is THERE!
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Adventure (or Just Surviving))
Food, glorious food! Let's be frank: the Quality Inn & Suites is not a foodie destination. But! They do have options. Breakfast [buffet] is included, the usual suspects for a hotel breakfast, though, I must admit, the coffee, while free, was sadly… mediocre. The coffee/tea in restaurant wasn't anything to write home about.
(The Big Question: Things to Do…Or, How to Avoid Boredom)
Okay, so this is more of a base camp situation, or where the "St. Louis Getaway" component of "Caseyville’s BEST Kept Secret" comes in. This isn't a destination in itself. The things to do are outside the hotel. You're here to see St. Louis! Make the drive, you won’t regret it!
(My Experience: The Room (and the Occasional Snag))
Okay, let's dive into the room. My room - a standard, non-smoking number. It was clean, as I said before, and that's already a huge win. Air conditioning? Check. Air conditioning in public area? Apparently so. Alarm clock? Yep. Coffee/tea maker? Praise be! Desk? Plenty of room to spread out my laptop and all my electronic devices. I also had complimentary tea and free bottled water!
Speaking of water, the shower situation was… adequate. It did the job. The hair dryer was functional, but I wouldn’t rely on it to achieve any sort of salon-quality look.
My view? Let's just say it wasn't the Eiffel Tower. More like the parking lot. But hey, the blackout curtains were a lifesaver. Slept like a baby!
Here's the snag, though. I wish there was a place to put all my stuff, but as a guest, I had to put on my clothes on the bed! So you might wanna bring an extra suitcase or a folding chair.
(The Verdict: Should You Book? My Honest Recommendation!)
Alright, so here’s the deal. Caseyville’s BEST Kept Secret: St. Louis Getaway at Quality Inn & Suites isn't going to make you swoon, but it’s also not going to make you want to run screaming from the room. It’s clean, safe, and offers the basics at a decent price. It's a solid base for exploring St. Louis. It’s especially good if you want a budget-friendly option that won’t completely give you the heebie-jeebies.
My Recommendation?
Yes, book it. If you’re looking for a clean, safe, and affordable place to crash while you explore St. Louis, the Quality Inn & Suites at Caseyville is a perfectly acceptable choice.
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Carmel-by-the-Sea Getaway: Unwind at the Luxurious Comfort Inn!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't gonna be your perfectly-planned, bullet-pointed itinerary. This is going to be a messy, beautiful, chaotic trip report shaped from the Quality Inn & Suites Caseyville - St. Louis, which, let's be honest, already sets the stage for a certain level of… reality.
The Caseyville Caper: A Trip Report of Sorts (and a lot of Coffee)
Day 1: Arrival and the Undeniable Allure of an Egg McMuffin (and Regret)
- 1:00 PM: ARRIVAL - Quality Inn & Suites Caseyville. Okay, first impressions? "Clean enough." That's the best I can offer. The lobby smelled vaguely of chlorine and desperation, which, you know, it's a Quality Inn. Gotta manage expectations, right? The lady at the desk, bless her heart, looked like she'd seen a few things. Probably included the horrors of the continental breakfast spread.
- 1:30 PM: The Quest for Caffeine - aka, the Gas Station Adventure. I needed coffee. Badly. The hotel coffee was promising, but seemed to have the same effect as staring blankly at a wall. So, a pilgrimage to the nearest gas station it was. Found a decent, if lukewarm, cup of joe and a truly horrendous breakfast burrito. I vowed to never look at processed cheese the same way again.
- 2:30 PM: Settling In (and Questioning Life Choices). Unpacked. The room, beige and a bit…soul-crushing, but it had a bed and a TV. Which, let's be real, is all I ever truly ask for. Managed to find the remote control to one of those awful remotes with 800 buttons and 30 different ways to turn it on. Did a thorough inspection of the bed because the idea of a long, restful night was the highlight of my day.
- 3:00 PM: The Accidental Nap (Bless My Weary Soul!) I swear I just wanted to check the channel guide. The next thing I recall is a sudden awakening in a panic after oversleeping. I had only been asleep for 15 minutes which was the best powernap I'd ever had!
- 4:00 PM: The Search for Dinner (Round 1). The lack of restaurants around the hotel left me with the decision that would haunt my dreams. The dreaded drive-thru! I ordered a burger and fries and devoured it in about 5 minutes. I was hungry. I was tired. And I regretted nothing.
- 6:00 PM: Evening Entertainment: I had the grand idea of going to explore St. Louis. As I was getting ready, I realized I didn't have the energy to drive 20 minutes. So, I did what any reasonable person would do - I turned on the TV, ordered a pizza, and watched reality TV for a solid 4 hours. No regrets.
Day 2: The Gateway Arch Experience (and the Crumbling Illusion of Control)
- 8:00 AM: The Continental Breakfast Debacle. Let's just say, the rumors were true. A congealed sea of questionable "scrambled eggs" and some sad-looking pastries that'd seen better days. Coffee, though, was thankfully available. I made a strategic choice to eat as little as possible.
- 9:00 AM: The Gateway Arch Conundrum: Okay, the Arch itself? Pretty impressive. Majestic, even. And as soon as I got up there, I was amazed! The view? Stunning. The tiny little tram cars? Claustrophobic! I am afraid of heights so I clutched onto my camera for dear life.
- 11:00 AM: The Riverboat Cruise… or The Floating Lunch of Boredom. This was the worst part of the day and I nearly considered missing it. The food was bland, the commentary was dull, and I learned way more about the Mississippi River than I ever cared to. I am seriously considering sending a complaint.
- 1:00 PM: The "I Need Retail Therapy" Episode. Shopping in an unfamiliar city is a hit or miss, and I ended up buying something entirely pointless. But hey, it made me feel better for like, fifteen minutes!
- 3:00 PM: The "Back at the Hotel" Slump. Okay, it's happened. I hit a wall. I collapsed on my bed, and I didn't even bother changing out of my clothes. This is the part where travel becomes less "adventure" and more "survival."
- 6:00 PM: Dinner (Round 2) : The Quest for Authenticity. I was determined to find a decent meal. I somehow managed to find a mom-and-pop place with some really decent BBQ. Definitely a highlight! I savored every bite, convinced the food was the only thing keeping me going.
- 8:00 PM: The TV and Regret Routine: Back to the hotel room, back to the TV, but there was no pizza. The hotel room was empty because I had eaten the leftovers the night before. And then I started to think. I'm not sure what I was thinking.
Day 3: Departure and the Sweet Relief of Escape
- 7:00 AM: The Final Continental Breakfast, or The Last Stand. I faced it, I ate a banana, a muffin, and made myself a small cup of coffee.
- 8:00 AM: Packing and the Last-Minute Panic. Did I forget anything? Probably. Did I care? Not really. The sweet taste of going home was enough to power me through.
- 9:00 AM: Check-Out and the Joy of Leaving. Goodbye, Quality Inn. It's been real and by real, I mean…it's been something. I was ready to go home, sleep in my own bed and eat real food.
- 10:00 AM: The Road Trip Home (and the Aftermath). Driving home, reflecting on the trip. What did I learn? That solo travel is equal parts exhilarating and exhausting. That the best food is the stuff you didn't expect to find. And that sometimes, the imperfections, the unexpected turns, and the moments of pure, unadulterated mess, are what make a trip truly memorable. And honestly? I can't wait for the next one. But maybe next time, I'll splurge on a slightly less depressing hotel. And definitely pack more snacks. And, if I'm being honest, a book.
Okay, Seriously, What *IS* This "Best Kept Secret" Thing? Quality Inn & Suites in Caseyville? Really?
Alright, alright, let me explain. It's like this: you live in Caseyville, maybe you're tired of the same old routine. You're looking for a quick escape, something REAL cheap, and maybe a little bit... well, let's just say *unpretentious*. This isn't the Ritz, folks. This is a Quality Inn & Suites, in Caseyville. But here's the kicker: it's *strategically* located for hitting up St. Louis! And when you're talking about a cheap, accessible vacation, sometimes, a Quality Inn, with it's promise of a pool and free breakfast, is the perfect escape hatch.
Think of it this way: You're not *experiencing* luxury, you're *surviving* luxury, cheaply.
Tell me about the room... the REAL room. Don't sugarcoat it.
Okay, fine. The rooms... they are what they are. Think standard motel fare. Clean-ish (I always check the corners, you know?), maybe a slightly dated decor. Think of the last hotel you stayed at that wasn't trying to be fancy. Yeah, that's the vibe. But! And this is important, the beds are usually *pretty* comfy. Honestly, after a day of exploring St. Louis, I'm usually so exhausted, I could sleep on a pile of rocks.
Okay. One Time... I'm not going to lie, I saw a little... *something* in the corner. A tiny, dark... creature. Not a roach. I am not certain. I'd had a particularly stressful drive and was likely hallucinating from exhaustion. But, I called the front desk. They were super nice, and the lady came up and said "Oh honey, that's just a bit of shadow!" Maybe it was...? Anyway, they offered to move me, which I totally took them up on! So, yeah, the rooms are *generally* okay, but always, ALWAYS be prepared for the slight edge of motel-y mystery.
That Free Breakfast They Promise? What's the deal?
Oh, the breakfast. It varies. Sometimes, it's a glorious, carb-tastic spread with waffles you make yourself, and little packets of jelly, and sugary cereal. Other times... it's a heartbreakingly sad assortment of stale pastries and lukewarm coffee. But hey! It's free! And let's be honest, after a night of... well, let's just say *revelry*... in St. Louis, anything vaguely edible is a godsend.
My best Quality Inn breakfast memory involved a waffle, a rogue sausage link, and the realization I'd forgotten to put pants on under my robe. (Don't judge! It was early! And I was tired!)
St. Louis! What's the best way to get there from a Quality Inn in Caseyville?
Driving! It's super close. Like, a hop, skip, and a jump (okay, maybe a 20-30 minute drive, depending on traffic). Seriously, the location is *key*. You're close to the highway, making it a breeze to get into the city, and hit up all the touristy spots like the Arch, the zoo, the City Museum (GO! It's amazing and terrifying and you'll regret it in the best possible way!).
I'm bringing kids. Is this place even remotely family-friendly?
Yes! (Probably. Mostly.) The pool is a HUGE selling point for kids. It's not the fanciest pool, but it's a pool! And think of all the memories you can build about a "hotel pool adventure"! Plus, there's the free breakfast, which will fill their tiny bellies for the day. Just... maybe pack some extra snacks. And noise-canceling headphones. Because kids. And other kid-filled families.
The last time I went I saw a kid slip on the pool deck and fall! It was traumatic for them, but hilarious for everyone else. Except maybe the kid. He recovered, though.
What’s the worst part about this "best kept secret"? Lay it on me.
Okay, look. It's a Quality Inn. So, the worst part is the potential for, well, Quality Inn-ness to show itself. Sometimes, the hot water takes a WHILE to heat up. You might hear some noise from the hallway. The Wi-Fi might be spotty. The charm factor? It's minimal. But you know what? You're saving money! And you're getting to St. Louis! Which is *fantastic*.
Do people ever... you know... party at the hotel?
Look, I'm not going to lie. Sometimes, yes. It's not like a Vegas pool party, but, you know, it's a motel. And people sometimes... exist, and interact. I can't tell you what you might, or might not, hear or see. Okay? You have been warned!
Overall - Should I book this trip?
That depends. Are you looking for a perfectly curated luxury experience? No. Are you looking for a budget-friendly, convenient base camp for exploring St. Louis? YES! Especially if you live in the Caseyville area! It's a chance to get away, have a little adventure, and probably make some questionable life choices (kidding!…mostly). Embrace the motel mystique! Pack some snacks! And have fun!
Honestly, it is what it is. And sometimes, what it is... is exactly what you need. Just... pack some Lysol wipes, just in case...
