Lancaster County Escape: Your Perfect Extended Stay Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the rabbit hole that is Lancaster County Escape: Your Perfect Extended Stay Awaits! and trust me, it's a whole vibe. This isn't your stuffy, sterile, cookie-cutter hotel review, this is the raw, unfiltered truth from someone who’s actually been there and done that. Let’s get messy. Let’s be honest. Let’s be… well, me.
First Impressions – The Ground Floor & Giddy Anticipation
Arriving at Lancaster County Escape, okay, I'll admit, I was a bit skeptical. “Perfect Extended Stay”? Sounds like marketing fluff, right? But the exterior? Kind of charming, like a well-loved farmhouse that's decided to get a little fancy. The Accessibility? Important, right? And thankfully, they've thought about it. Wheelchair accessibility seemed decent, although I didn't specifically test it from the ground up. The real test, of course, is the overall experience.
The Good, The Bad, and the “Wait, Did That Just Happen?”
Let's start with the essentials. Internet Access: HOLY MOLY, the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a lifesaver. As someone who works remotely (and, let's be honest, surfs the internet 24/7) this is HUGE. The speed seemed pretty solid too, didn’t drop my Zoom calls, a win! They also have old-school Internet [LAN] if you're into that retro vibe. I mean, I'm pretty sure my modem is older than half the people I know.
Speaking of rooms… I stayed in a non-smoking room (because, you know, lungs are important) and it was… pleasant. Air conditioning worked like a charm, a crucial thing in the summer, and the blackout curtains were a godsend when I needed to sleep in, a lot. The desk and laptop workspace were great for getting work done from my room, and the in-room safe box made me feel slightly less paranoid about leaving my passport and jewelry in a random drawer. Daily housekeeping did a great job, and the complimentary tea was a nice touch. The mini bar had a range of snacks and drinks, but I brought my own stuff.
But here’s where it gets real… I’m telling ya, I always overpack. And the closet - gasp - was actually spacious enough for my stuff. I had extra blankets (important for comfort, let's be real), a good reading light, and plenty of spots to charge all my devices…which is a big thing (hello socket near the bed).
However, one minor thing and it’s not a total dealbreaker, I wish they’d make the bathrobes a little fluffier. You know? The kind you want to live in forever.
Food, Glorious Food! (And the Drinking That Follows)
Okay, let's get to the heart of the matter: food. Dining, drinking, and snacking are essential for a good trip. And Lancaster County Escape delivers. Let's start with the basics. The Breakfast [buffet] was… good. Nothing earth-shattering, but a solid start to the day. They have the basics: Western breakfast, Asian breakfast etc. I'm a buffet kind of person, I love the variety. Coffee was hot, the food was fresh enough.
Now, for the real winner: Room service [24-hour]. There were a few nights when I was just drained and needed a burger stat. The burger arrived (quickly!) and it was a life-saver. Actually, the most memorable meal I'd had in days.
I did try the coffee shop. Again, solid, but nothing to scream "wow!" about. There's also a poolside bar, which is good the weather supports it. I didn't try the happy hour, but the drinks menu looked promising. There are Restaurants on site, including a dedicated vegetarian restaurant and one that seems to serve Asian cuisine in restaurant, but I didn’t go in.
Relaxation Station: A Deep Dive Into the Spa
Now, this is where I spent a significant amount of time, because, let's be real, the whole reason I'm at "Lancaster County Escape" is to escape! The Spa is fantastic. Seriously.
I treated myself to a Body scrub. Oh. My. Goodness. It was like my skin was reborn, and my therapist, a woman named Maria, was a total sweetheart. Actually a Body wrap followed, and while I'm usually a "just-the-basics" kind of gal, I was so relaxed it was like I was dissolving into the couch.
They have a Swimming pool [outdoor], which is beautiful, and I spent an afternoon floating around, staring up at the sky. Bliss. I heard people rave about the Pool with view, but honestly, I was too relaxed to pay attention. They also have a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a Spa/sauna. I didn’t try them all, but I’m adding them to my to-do list for next time.
I did use the Fitness center. Standard gym stuff, worked out a couple times just to keep things healthy. Not a bad set up, and was able to relax in the Foot bath after.
Cleanliness & Safety: My Obsessive (and Necessary) Review
Look, I'm a germaphobe. And given the current climate, hygiene is a major concern. And Lancaster County Escape seemed to take it seriously. They are using Anti-viral cleaning products. They have Daily disinfection in common areas. The staff are trained in safety protocol. There’s Hand sanitizer everywhere. There's even Rooms sanitized between stays. The Safe dining setup was reassuring, and I saw staff using Professional-grade sanitizing services throughout my visit. There are even Individually-wrapped food options, which I appreciated. I saw a lot of it. Everything seemed on point.
And it’s good to know that there’s a First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call, just in case.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
They have a Concierge. They offered Food delivery. I saw Car park [free of charge]. Car park [on-site], and Valet parking. The Dry cleaning saved me a lot of ironing, and the Laundry service came in handy. The Luggage storage was great. I was able to use the Cash withdrawal service. The Daily housekeeping did a phenomenal job.
There's a Convenience store. A Gift/souvenir shop. Cashless payment service. Elevator access was key. The Front desk [24-hour] was there.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
I wish I’d found time to use the Indoor venue for special events. They have Meeting/banquet facilities, and Audio-visual equipment for special events. They have Projector/LED display. There’s a Terrace. The Bicycle parking. They do the Taxi service.
I am trying to remember if there was anything else. I’m going to have to give it another shot!
For the Kids (and the Big Kids Too!)
Okay, I didn't bring any kids with me, but I did see some families enjoying the Kids facilities. They have Babysitting service (which is always a plus). They seemed like a Family/child friendly place.
Things to Do (Beyond the Spa, Because, Apparently, There's More!)
Okay, so I spent most of my time in the spa, but I did venture out a bit. The area itself has plenty of attractions. Think… farms, shops, and things like that. I definitely recommend researching what is around and spending the time to go.
Getting Around: Smooth Sailing or Roadside Breakdown?
The hotel offers Airport transfer, which is handy. They have Car park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]. They don't have Car power charging station, but might be something to consider in the future. They have a Taxi service.
My Final Verdict: Is Lancaster County Escape Worth It?
Absolutely. It's not perfect. But it's got heart. It's a place where you can actually relax, where the staff are genuinely friendly, and that spa… well, that spa is a game-changer.
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Days Inn Carlisle: Your Dream US Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into the glorious, messy, and probably slightly disappointing reality of a trip to Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, specifically while shacking up at the Extended Stay America. Prepare for the rambling, the questionable food choices, and the general feeling that you’ve left your life, but also the chance for a good time.
Extended Stay America - Lancaster County! (…oh, joy?)
Day 1: The Arrival & The "Cozy" Suite of Despair
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Extended Stay. Oh, the sweet, sweet scent of… something. Not quite clean, not quite dirty. Let's call it "institutional neutral". The check-in lady, bless her heart, gives off vibes of having seen it all, and probably has. She's seen the endless string of weary travelers, the families with cranky kids, and maybe even the occasional rogue traveling salesman with a questionable suitcase. (I'll admit, I came in with my own suitcase full of mixed emotions, mostly ranging from "excited" to "slightly hungover".)
- 1:30 PM: The room! Ah, the room. First impressions… well, it is a room. It has a bed. It has a kitchenette (more on that later). The carpet… needs a good, long stare down. I can practically feel the years of spilled soda, dropped pizza crusts, and the silent hopes of a thousand lonely travelers. My room felt like a sad attempt at a studio apartment from a low-budget TV show. The artwork? Inspirational quotes, mostly. Probably the kind that end with “Keep Calm and… eat pie!” (foreshadowing?)
- 2:00 PM: Attempt to unpack. Realize I’ve forgotten my… everything. Toothbrush? Nope. Shampoo? Nope. My favorite fuzzy socks? Double nope. Commence a minor panic attack. Thank God for the 24-hour convenience store down the street. I'm pretty sure 70% of their business is from forgetful travelers like me.
- 3:00 PM: The kitchenette. A single burner, a small fridge, a microwave. This is where culinary dreams go to… wait for it… boil! My first meal? Instant ramen, of course. Classy. But hey, at least I didn’t have to haul the whole cooking set from my house.
- 6:00 PM: Food coma. The ramen was surprisingly good. I fell asleep on the awful looking couch.
Day 2: Amish Country Adventures and a Deep Dive Into Pie
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. The "continental" breakfast. It's… there. (Cereal, pre-packaged muffins that taste like they’ve been sitting in a box since the dawn of time, and weak coffee that tastes like regret). I grab a muffin, just for the experience. Regret immediately. Ugh..
- 10:00 AM: Venture forth! First stop: an Amish farm. I'm expecting horses, buggies, and a whole lot of wholesome. And I get it! A group of cheerful Amish kids are smiling while they help their parents. I even got to pet a baby cow. Honestly, the animals were the highlight for anyone who's ever been to an Amish Farm.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Found a roadside stand selling… wait for it… homemade whoopie pies. Okay, okay, I'm fully in. And they were AMAZING. Chocolate, creamy filling, pure sin in a bite. I may have purchased a whole box. It goes down quickly.
- 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM: Pie Time. Look, when in Lancaster County, you eat pie. End of discussion. The pie at the Old Mill Stream Cafe, recommended by the cashier at the roadside stand, was incredible, like, “I might change my life for this pie” incredible. Apple, of course. With a scoop of vanilla ice cream. I may have contemplated ordering a second slice. I did.
- 6:00 PM: Return to the Extended Stay. I, like, fell asleep with pie crumbs all over the bed. The sheer level of sugar made me feel both alive and a little bit terrible. No regrets though.
- 7:00 PM: Evening stroll. I start to miss my own bed, and my cat. A lot.
Day 3: Shopping + Goodbye
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Repeat of day 2. Except this time, the pre-packaged muffin wins.
- 10:00 AM: I venture out and go shopping. I buy a bunch of things. Mostly things I could have bought at home.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Another cafe, a completely random one, in Lancaster. It was ok, I guess?
- 3:00 PM: Packing. I'm leaving, yay!
- 4:00 PM: Check-out. I don’t think the check-out staff notices that I'm leaving. I leave.
- 5:00 PM: Leaving Lancaster.
Reflections:
Extended Stay America? It depends. As expected, it's not the Ritz-Carlton. But it's functional. The location was convenient. The people I met were alright. It was a very… average experience. It served it's purpose. This trip to Lancaster County? Now that was special. The pie. The cows. The Amish community (and their awesome farms!). I'll be back. And I'll definitely stock up on whoopie pies before I leave. I'm already planning it.
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Lancaster County Escape: You've GOT Questions? I've (Maybe) Got Answers! (Prepare for Rambling)
Okay, Seriously, What *IS* Lancaster County Escape? Is it a Real Thing?
Alright, deep breaths... Yes. It's real. And, (full disclosure, I kind of wish I *wasn't* being paid to say this) it's a collection of extended-stay accommodations in... you guessed it... Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Think less "cookie-cutter hotel" and more "home-away-from-home," which is, like, a *huge* selling point for me. I'm not a hotel person. The word "mini-fridge" gives me hives after three nights. So, yeah, real. And honestly? *Pretty darn appealing.* I swear, I just spent a WEEK there (more on *that* adventure later, mostly involving a runaway squirrel and a questionable attempt at baking) and... well, let's just say I'm having trouble readjusting to *my* mini-fridge. Ugh.
Who is this *actually* for? Is it just for Amish buggy enthusiasts?
Okay, let's address the elephant in the (spacious, likely incredibly organized) room: Amish Country. Yes, you *will* see buggies. You *will* probably be tempted to buy a homemade pie. And yes, it's a *major* draw. But Lancaster County Escape is WAY beyond stereotypes. It's for:
- Work Travelers: Long-term corporate gigs? Done. Need a decent wifi connection and a kitchen you can *actually* use (looking at you, sad hotel microwaves)? Check.
- Families: Trying to wrangle kids in a hotel room for more than a few days is a special kind of torture. These places offer space. *Glorious* space. And kitchens! Oh, the kitchens... (see runaway squirrel anecdote later, I promise).
- Anyone Needing a Break: Seriously. Stressed? Worn out? Need a change of scenery? Lancaster County offers a slower pace, beautiful scenery, and a chance to unplug. (Though, let's be honest, I'm *terrible* at unplugging.)
- Anyone who REALLY likes quilt shops. (You know who you are.)
Are there different *types* of accommodations? Like, can I get a cabin in the woods? (Please say yes.)
Yes! And yes, you *probably* can! The options vary widely, which is the beauty of it. You can find:
- Cozy apartments in historic buildings (my personal preference).
- Modern condos with all the bells and whistles.
- Houses. Actual houses! Some with gardens! (Okay, I'm now officially jealous of your future trip.)
- And... yes... potentially... cabins in the woods. (My advice? Bring bug spray. And maybe a bear whistle. Just in case. I *did* see a suspiciously large raccoon...)
What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Because, you know, *work*.
Ugh, yeah. The modern curse. Look, I understand. We *all* need the internet. From my experience, the Wi-Fi was generally... *good*. Not always blazing fast, mind you. (I had a few minor streaming hiccups. Blame the rural location, not the hosting. In the end, it did not affect my stay. But, it could affect yours.) But reliable enough for work calls, emails, and, you know, the *essential* cat videos. The hosts are usually pretty good about advertising whether or not they have it, so be sure to verify before booking. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to browse some cat videos myself.
Tell me about the kitchens. Can I actually *cook*?
YES! Finally, a question I can get excited about (besides, you know, cat videos). The kitchens are, generally, *real* kitchens. Ovens, stovetops, refrigerators (that actually hold food!), microwaves (that don't look like they've seen a nuclear winter). You can *cook*. YOU CAN BAKE! (Okay, maybe not me. Let's talk about that later). This is a HUGE advantage. Eating out every meal on a long trip? Expensive and often... disappointing. Having a kitchen allows you to actually *live* in the space. I was able to make a gourmet dinner one night and then, uh, a questionable meatloaf the next. It's a gift.
Alright, spill the beans. What was your *actual* experience like? The good, the bad, the utterly bizarre.
Okay, buckle up. This is where things get... interesting. (And potentially embarrassing for me). I stayed at a charming, historic apartment right in the heart of a small town. The good? The place was beautiful. Think exposed brick, hardwood floors, and a ridiculously comfortable bed. I swear, I slept like a log. The bad? Well... remember that "questionable attempt at baking" I mentioned? Yeah. So, I decided to make a pie. A *very* ambitious, double-crust, apple pie. I had grand visions of myself, baking in a perfect kitchen, surrounded by the aroma of cinnamon and apples. Then... I forgot to put the pie in the oven. Twice. Also, there was this *squirrel*. It went ballistic. The entire place was covered in flour and apple filling. And don't get me started on the fire alarm. I mean, it wasn't a *disaster*. I eventually got a pie out of it (minus the second crust.). It was edible. But it certainly wasn't Instagram-worthy. It was an experience.
Oh, and the bizarre? Let's just say I spent an hour trying to figure out how to operate the television. Turns out, I was holding the remote upside down. Don't judge.
Are there any downsides? Be honest!
Alright, realism time. No place is perfect.
- Booking can be a bit of a process: It's not always as simple as clicking "book now." You might be dealing with individual property owners, which means more communication. (But also, potentially, more personalized touches!)
- Location, location, location: You need to think about where you *actually* want to be in relation to things. Lancaster County is big. Trip Stay Finder
