Morgantown's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Express Review!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Morgantown hotel scene! Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter reviews. We're talking Holiday Inn Express Morgantown, and I'm here to tell you what’s really up, good, bad, and delightfully messy.
The Basics: Is it Really the "Best?" Let's Find Out.
First things first: SEO. Gotta keep the Googlebots happy, right? So, yes, this review will cover EVERYTHING you need to know – from accessibility (super important!) to Wi-Fi (because, let's be real, we need it), to the all-important breakfast buffet (because #hangry). It's a Morgantown Hotel Review, focusing on the Holiday Inn Express, which aims to be the best. Now, let's get into it!
Accessibility: A Big Fat Thumbs Up!
Okay, I have to start with accessibility. Look, if you or someone you're traveling with needs it, it's crucial. And the Holiday Inn Express seems to get it. Wheelchair accessible rooms are available, and there's an elevator. They've got facilities for disabled guests, which, let's be honest, is just great to see. More specifically, there are ramps, and I believe some rooms even have roll-in showers. I'm not in a wheelchair, but just knowing that they're making an effort makes me feel good. This is HUGE and deserves a very enthusiastic thumbs up.
Cleanliness and Safety: My OCD Brain Approved (Mostly!)
Alright, let's talk about the elephant in the room: the pandemic. I'm a bit of germaphobe at the best of times, so I’m particularly picky now, and I was pleasantly surprised. The Holiday Inn Express Morgantown clearly gets the whole “cleanliness is next to godliness” thing. They're offering some level of confidence with their anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, individually wrapped food options for breakfast, and staff trained in safety protocol. They are providing sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
Was everything perfect? Nah, probably not. But I saw staff members wiping down surfaces constantly, hand sanitizer stations were plentiful, and my room definitely felt clean. They even offer room sanitization opt-out available, so they will respect my personal space.
My Room: A Cozy Fortress (with Wi-Fi That Actually Works!)
Let's be crystal clear: the hotel's biggest asset is its rooms. I'm glad to announce that the rooms available include air conditioning, a desk, a mirror, and a private bathroom, and toiletries. The rooms included free wi-fi, and internet access–wireless, so I could work without issue. I spent all day making use of the free bottled water. I was able to watch on-demand movies and use the satellite/cable channels. My room even had a refrigerator, which is always a win for midnight snack cravings.
Okay, confession time: I'm a sucker for a good blackout curtain. And this place delivered. Slept like a log. There are alarms and smoke detectors, so I felt safe.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast, and Beyond!
Ah, breakfast. The make-or-break of any hotel stay. And the Holiday Inn Express? Well, it's the standard breakfast buffet (which is, let's face it, what we all secretly crave). They offer Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and included things like coffee/tea in the restaurant, and good old desserts in the restaurant. I’m not entirely a buffet person, but they did have the standard eggs, bacon, sausage, and some continental options. The coffee was decent, a critical point. You can also take it to-go – Breakfast takeaway service is available!
There's no on-site restaurant beyond breakfast, which is slightly disappointing. You might need to look outside the hotel for lunch and dinner. However, they still provide room service [24-hour] to meet your needs.
The Non-Essentials (But Still Important!)
Here's where things get a little… less exciting. Things to do within the hotel? Not a ton. There is a fitness center/gym, which I did not try. Sadly, no pool with a view, sauna, spa, steamroom, or massage here. So, if you are looking for a full-blown spa day, you'll need to plan elsewhere. One of my personal regrets is that I didn't find a spot for my foot bath. However, they do have a swimming pool, more of a practical thing than a luxury.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Matter!
This is where the Holiday Inn Express REALLY shines. The front desk is 24-hour, which is a lifesaver. They have cash withdrawal, concierge, daily housekeeping, doorman, elevator, facilities for disabled guests, iron service, laundry service, luggage storage, and safety deposit boxes. I’m sure they have a convenience store as well.
There's a car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site]. They do have Wi-Fi for even special events, like hotel chain events.
Final Verdict: Book It (Probably!)
Okay, so, is the Holiday Inn Express the absolute best hotel in Morgantown? Maybe not. But, if you are on a budget, the other hotel options in Morgantown are pricey, and this one is a great value. I can say with certainty that it offers a solid, comfortable, and safe stay. The cleanliness standards are high, everything (from the internet access to the air conditioning) works, and the breakfast is a reliable start to the day. The staff are friendly and helpful.
Here's the Honest Truth and the "Offer" You've Been Waiting For:
"Escape to Comfort in Morgantown! Book Your Stay at Holiday Inn Express Today!"
- What You Get: A clean, comfortable room with free Wi-Fi, a killer (if basic) breakfast, and a commitment to your safety.
- Why Book Now? Morgantown hotels book up fast, especially during peak season. Don't get stuck with a dud - secure your spot at a hotel that cares!
- The Hook: Experience the perfect blend of convenience and affordability. It's your home base for exploring Morgantown. And with our commitment to accessibility and cleanliness, you can relax knowing you're in good hands.
- Even Better: Check their website for special deals and packages! You might just snag a sweet discount.
Alright, folks, that's my honest, slightly messy, and hopefully helpful review of the Holiday Inn Express Morgantown. Time to get booking and enjoy your trip!
Turkey's Ocean Blue Paradise: Luxury Redefined
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is a real person's attempt to wrangle a weekend at the Holiday Inn Express in Morgantown, West Virginia, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be a glorious mess.
The Morgantown Mayhem: A Weekend of Questionable Decisions (and Hopefully Some Fun)
Friday - The Arrival (and the Questionable Choice of Snacks)
4:00 PM: ARRIVE. Okay, "arrive" is a strong word. More like, "stumble in after a five-hour drive that felt like fifty." Found the damned Holiday Inn Express, thank God. Parking lot? Not great. Reminds me of that time I tried to parallel park a dump truck in a phone booth. (Just kidding… mostly.)
4:15 PM: Check-in. Smiling, helpful lady at the desk. She actually seemed genuinely happy I was there. Weird. My default setting is suspicion, so… I'm watching you, lady. You might be a paid actor.
4:30 PM: Room. Standard hotel room. Perfectly fine. You know, the same perfectly fine that exists in every single Holiday Inn Express in the goddamn country. But hey, a king-sized bed is a king-sized bed, and considering the road trip, I'm going to dive in.
4:45 PM: Snack Inventory. This is crucial. The cornerstone of any decent hotel experience. I have, let's see… a bag of stale cheddar-flavored crackers (don't judge), a slightly-squished granola bar, and, inexplicably, a single, lonely orange. What a depressing array. Needs an immediate upgrade. Must find a vending machine, or preferably, some actual West Virginia food.
5:00 - 7:00 PM: Debrief and Decompress. Okay, so I planned to do something in Morgantown this evening, but the idea of leaving this bed is…unappealing. Scrolling through Netflix. This is the perfect place to let my soul slowly rot. (Maybe this is the real vacation?)
7:00 PM: Dinner. Decided to be adventurous (read: get off the couch and out of the room). Found a local place called Mountain State Brewing Company (recommended by the front desk lady - still watching her). Atmosphere: Lively. Food: Surprisingly good. I ended up ordering a burger. Solid burger. West Virginia is scoring points.
8:30 PM: Attempt to watch something, or attempt to play something, or attempt to do anything at all. Failure. Back to the room. Hotel room. Bed. Sleep.
Saturday - The Day of "Getting Shit Done" (and Probably Failing)
8:00 AM: Wake up. Attempt to enjoy the "free breakfast" that everyone raves about. It's… fine. Eggs, sausage, questionable coffee that tastes suspiciously like regret. But hey, it's free. And I refuse to pay for breakfast after the last experience.
9:00 AM: Get out of the room.
9:30 AM: The West Virginia University campus. So, Morgantown is a college town. Who knew? Took a little stroll to get my bearings. The campus is actually quite pretty in parts. There were kids doing things. That made me feel old.
10:30 AM - 1:00 PM: The "Museums?!" (because I'm a cultured person). The first place I visited was the Museum of Geology and Natural History, which, truthfully, was a snoozefest. I have seen smaller lizards and dinosaurs, or maybe, I don't have a good eye for dinosaurs. And then I looked at some rocks. Sigh…
1:00 PM: Lunch. Found this little deli shop. It was decent. I’m starting to feel this is where it all went downhill.
2:00 PM: Shopping. I bought a t-shirt that says “Morgantown, W.VA.” because I’m that basic tourist.
4:00 PM: Nap time. I was tired.
7:00 PM: Dinner. I wanted to find a cool restaurant to make up for the day's boring experiences, but I was also tired. So, instead of exploring, I ate at a chain restaurant and ordered pizza. The pizza was good.
8:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Stare at the ceiling. Think about life choices.
Sunday - The Departure (and the Existential Dread)
8:00 AM: Free Breaky, again (but avoiding the coffee this time). The eggs are still the same.
9:00 AM: Check out. I’m ready. Morgantown? I've seen it, I've smelled it. I'm good.
9:15 AM: Looked up on the map to see if there was anything else I had to see. Nah.
10:00 AM: The drive home. I’m convinced I was going to hate this hotel, but it was alright.
11:00 AM: Reflect. I am not very good at vacationing.
12:00 PM: Home.
Forever: Now, if you'll excuse me, I need approximately three days to recover from this relaxing weekend. And by recover, I mean binge-watch terrible television and question all my life choices.
Morgantown's BEST Hotel? (Or at Least, the One I Stayed At and Have STRONG Feelings About!) - Holiday Inn Express Review!
Is the Holiday Inn Express in Morgantown REALLY the "BEST"? (Spoiler: It's Complicated...)
What's the Vibe? (Ambiance, Decor, That Sort of Thing)
Is Breakfast Included? (And More Importantly, is it *GOOD* Breakfast?)
How Were the Rooms? Clean? Comfy? (Tell me EVERYTHING!)
Did the Room Have a Mini-Fridge? (A Crucial Question, Believe Me!)
What About the Pool/Fitness Center? (Or Did You Skip Those Entirely?)
Is There On-Site Parking? (And is it a NIGHTMARE?)
Okay, Spill! What's the Deal with the Elevator You Mentioned? (Sounds Dramatic...)
