Unbelievable City Views! Family-Friendly Homestay Near Mall (100mbps WiFi!)
Okay, buckle up, because this isn't your average hotel review. This is a deep dive, a messy, honest, and (hopefully) hilarious exploration of Unbelievable City Views! Family-Friendly Homestay Near Mall (100mbps WiFi!). Forget perfectly polished prose, we're going real.
First, let's address the elephant in the room: the name. It's a mouthful, isn't it? "Unbelievable City Views! Family-Friendly Homestay Near Mall (100mbps WiFi!)". Sounds like a desperate Craigslist ad. But hey, maybe that's the charm. Maybe it's honest, no-frills, real. And for a homestay, that could be exactly what you want!
Accessibility: Did I Trip?
Okay, so under the heading "Accessibility," I'm supposed to give you the lowdown. Honestly? I didn't have a wheelchair with me. This means I couldn't properly evaluate this. The listing doesn't say a whole lot about ramps or elevators. So, I can't in good conscience give you a definitive answer. You definitely need to contact the property directly about wheelchair accessibility; it's crucial.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: See above. Can't say. Gotta check!
Wheelchair Accessible: Ditto. Don't rely on me; ask them directly.
Internet: Speed Demons Unite! (Or, Finally, Internet That Works!)
Alright, the big selling point: 100mbps WiFi! Let's be real, in this day and age, fast internet is a necessity, especially if you’re trying to work and entertain kids. And you know what? They delivered. The WiFi here was actually decent. I could stream, I could Zoom, I could even convince my son to do some online research for his school project. This is a huge win. No buffering, no screaming, just…internet. Praise the internet gods!
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!: Yup, verified. The internet lived up to the hype in my room too.
- Internet: Well, yeah.
- Internet [LAN]: Didn't see any LAN ports, but with wifi this good, who needs 'em?
- Internet Services: Pretty basic; it worked. That's a win, folks.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Didn't spend much time outside my room, but the WiFi was solid in the lobby area when I ventured out.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The Spa, The Sauna, And My Existential Crisis
Okay, this is where it gets interesting. The listing promises the works: Spa, sauna, pool with a view, the whole shebang. Let's unpack this.
- Body Scrub, Body Wrap, Fitness Center, Foot Bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Allegedly all there. Now, I did glimpse a pool with a pretty impressive view – probably the "Unbelievable City Views!". Didn't try the massage (because hello, budget) or the spa (same reason), but hey, the option is there! So, credit where it's due…
- Gym/Fitness: Didn't go. My idea of fitness is reaching for the remote. However, if you’re actually into fitness, this is a definite bonus!
Cleanliness and Safety: Did I Get Sick? (Spoiler: Nope!)
This is the most important thing in the new world, right? It’s all about hygiene.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Okay, the listing claims all this. I didn't wander around with a microscope, but my room looked clean. And I didn't end up sick, so someone, somewhere, was doing their job. Phew.
- Doctor/nurse on call: I didn't need one. But nice to know!
- First-aid kit: Always. Good.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: A definite plus!
- Shared stationery removed: I couldn't find a pen anywhere, so sure!
- **Safe dining setup: ** The restaurant didn't seem that packed but I'm all for safety.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast, Booze, and Baffled Tastebuds
Alright, let's talk food.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The options are vast. It's like the hotel is trying to be everything to everyone. However, I had the breakfast buffet. It was…fine. Not mind-blowing, but the coffee kept me going. I ordered western breakfast, which was exactly what I expected (eggs, bacon, toast), plus a couple of pastries. All in all, not bad, but also not something I'd rave about. Okay food, a lot of choice…but don't expect a Michelin star, alright?
- Poolside bar: I didn’t get a drink. Sigh. Next time.
- Room Service: This is always a winner. I didn't order any, but just the thought of 24/7 room service is dreamy.
- Snack bar: There were a few snacks available.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, The Bad, And The Elevator That Never Arrived
- Air conditioning in public area: Check.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: Maybe?
- Business facilities: Some, but like, does anyone do business anymore?
- Cash withdrawal: Good to know.
- Concierge: Didn't see one.
- Contactless check-in/out: Didn't see it.
- Convenience store: Nope.
- Currency exchange: Nada.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was cleaned every day, which was great.
- Doorman: I did encounter a friendly doorman, always a plus. Good guy!
- Dry cleaning, Elevator: Where is the elevator? Okay, bad start. The stairs were not the best.
- Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests: See above.
- Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop: No gift shop.
- Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: Whew, a lot of potential.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: There's a free car park! Winner!
For The Kids: Babysitters, Kids' Meals, and the Eternal Battle of "Are We There Yet?"
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: It's family-friendly, so the kids' facilities are there.
- Access, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property: Security seemed alright.
- Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: The basics are all there, good and safe.
Getting Around: The Airport, The Taxi, And The Great Escape!
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Convenient!
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials (And Then Some!)
- **Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this is not your grandma's sterile travel itinerary. This is the chaotic, glorious, sleep-deprived, and possibly slightly hangry chronicle of my week at Amazi Homestay in the Philippines. Prepare for some realness.
Day 1: Okay, Let's DO This (and Pray for Wi-Fi)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Alarm screams like a siren. Ugh. Why is it always 7:00 AM? Jet lag, or just regular old me-lag? Either way, bleary-eyed stumble to the airport. Coffee is CRUCIAL. Coffee is LIFE. Did I pack enough snacks? Probably not. (Pro-tip: Pack more snacks. Always.)
- Afternoon (1:00 PM, Philippine Time): Touchdown in… wherever we are. Manila? Cebu? Honestly, I’m still trying to figure out the time difference. Airport chaos. Taxis are a negotiation sport. "Sir, very cheap price for you!" My face must scream "easily swindled tourist" because everyone wants to "help" me. Embrace the chaos. Try not to sweat too much. (Spoiler alert: I sweat a lot.)
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Arrive at Amazi Homestay. Okay, it's not a palace, but the "Family RM CityView" sounds promising. The woman at the front desk is lovely – a total sunshine ray. Check-in is smooth… until I try to connect to the Wi-Fi. "100mbps" they said. "Fast internet," they promised. We will see about that. I need streaming to survive.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Unpack. OMG, I forgot to pack the important socks. The ones with the cartoon llamas. This is a tragedy. Decide to brave the outside world.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Wander to the "Near Mall." It’s more of a strip mall, really. But hey, food! Find a place selling lechon – roasted pig. Eat. Repeat. Best thing I’ve eaten in… well, probably ever. My stomach is so happy, my soul is content. Wi-Fi at the restaurant? Spotty. But the lechon… worth it.
- Night (9:00 PM): Collapse in bed. Try (and fail) to upload photos to Instagram. "100mbps, my foot," I mutter. Tomorrow, the Wi-Fi war continues.
Day 2: The Wi-Fi Wars & the Quest for the Perfect Mango
- Morning (8:00 AM): Wake up, still slightly disoriented. Attempt to work on itinerary, but get sidetracked by the view from my window. The "CityView" is… well, it's a view. Of buildings. Okay, it's fine. Coffee is essential. Fail again to connect to Wi-Fi. Call front desk again and give the Wi-Fi another try, they provide new log ins. Finally connects! Begin streaming and working on blogs.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Decide to leave and go exploring, decide to walk to the mall. A light stroll, and the weather is good; can't complain.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Discover a fruit stand. Embark on a serious mango quest. The vendor – a sweet old lady with a smile that could melt glaciers – lets me sample EVERYTHING. (This is the best part about being a tourist, the ability to sample everything). The perfect mango? Still searching. I'll report back.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): The quest continues. Another restaurant, another attempt at Wi-Fi. Success! I get some work done - yay!
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Decide to go to the mall and explore. Discover a really cool store with a funny sign.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Dinner at a local restaurant. Had some amazing seafood.
- Night (9:00 PM): Back at Amazi, the Wi-Fi still tests my sanity. I start to think that maybe the "100mbps" refers to the optimistic potential, not the reality. Begin writing down thoughts for the day, upload some photos, and then I passed out.
Day 3: Beach Day (Sort Of)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Woke up and decided to go beach hopping because the weather is just right.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Lunch at a beach-side shack. Absolutely divine seafood. The wind is blowing, the sun is shining, and I feel momentarily, blissfully, at peace.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Sunbathing, swimming, and overall enjoyment.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Ate dinner at the beach and watched the sunset.
- Night (9:00 PM): Back at Amazi, the Wi-Fi still tests my sanity. I start to think that maybe the "100mbps" refers to the optimistic potential, not the reality. Begin writing down thoughts for the day, upload some photos, and then I passed out.
Day 4: This Day Is a Blur
- Morning-Night: This day is a blur of walking, food, Wi-Fi (or lack thereof), and general disorientation. The only thing that's certain is the discovery of another amazing street food vendor!
- Night (9:00 PM): Back at Amazi, the Wi-Fi still tests my sanity. I start to think that maybe the "100mbps" refers to the optimistic potential, not the reality. Begin writing down thoughts for the day, upload some photos, and then I passed out.
Day 5: The "Near Mall" Becomes… Familiar?
- Morning (9:00 AM): Realize I've spent the better part of my stay at the "Near Mall." Embrace it. It's got everything I need: food, questionable Wi-Fi, and a certain… charm. (Or maybe it's just familiarity at this point).
- Afternoon-Night: More exploring; more eating; more Wi-Fi battles. Oh, and I finally found the perfect mango. (Sweet victory!)
- Night (9:00 PM): Back at Amazi, the Wi-Fi still tests my sanity. I start to think that maybe the "100mbps" refers to the optimistic potential, not the reality. Begin writing down thoughts for the day, upload some photos, and then I passed out.
Day 6: The "Goodbyes" and a Plan for Tomorrow
- Morning (9:00 AM): Spent the morning enjoying breakfast.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Check out and head to the airport.
- Night (9:00 PM): Depart Manila.
Day 7: Going home
- Morning-Night: The long journey back home.
Quirky Observations & Rants:
- Traffic: The traffic here is a beast. Takes forever to get anywhere. But hey, there are worse problems, right?
- Street Food: Seriously, the street food is life-changing. I might need to go on a diet when I get home.
- Wi-Fi: I have a new appreciation for my home Wi-Fi. And for the concept of "patience".
- The People: Everyone is so incredibly friendly and helpful. I've been humbled by their generosity.
- Over-All Impression: This trip has been a mix of amazing food, chaotic travel, terrible Wi-Fi, and a whole lot of personal growth. I was definitely challenged - but I feel like it was a good trip.
- The Perfect Mango: If I ever find one, I'll let you know.
Unbelievable City Views! Family-Friendly Homestay Near Mall - FAQs (Because, Let's Be Real, You Have Questions!)
Okay, so, the "Unbelievable City Views"... are they *actually* unbelievable? Like, should I bring my jaw-dropping spray?
Alright, alright, let's be honest. "Unbelievable" might be a touch... promotional. But listen. I've seen some views in my day – okay, mostly from the office, which, let's be fair, is about as exciting as watching paint dry – and this? This is pretty darn good. You know how you look out at a city and it's just... buildings? Yeah, not here. You get the whole panorama thing going on. We're talking sprawling. We're talking glittery at night. We're talking, "Honey, grab the camera!" (Which, by the way, I *always* forget the charger for. Story of my life.) My kid made a comment that it looked like a giant Lego set at night, and I've got to admit, he's kinda right. So, jaw-dropping spray? Maybe leave it at home. But your camera? Definitely pack it. Trust me, you'll want it.
Family-Friendly, huh? My kids are... enthusiastic. Does "family-friendly" mean "survive-able"?
"Family-friendly" *should* mean survive-able, right? Look, I'm a parent. I get the whole "tornado of chaos" that is traveling with kids. Yes, this place is designed with families in mind. There's a dedicated play area (thank goodness!), cots and high chairs if you need them (thank GOD!), and we even have a few board games that *haven't* gone missing yet (seriously, where do they all go?). The best part, though? The sheer *space*. You know how you feel like you're crammed into a shoebox hotel room with kids? Not here. Plenty of room to spread out. The kids can burn off *some* of that boundless energy. Trust me, a little space goes a long way. And yes, the owners completely understood when I mentioned, "Bring everything...and then some." They offered to buy something *I* forgot, and when my kid tracked mud through the living room, they remained shockingly calm. Seriously, I'm not sure how they do it. Maybe it's the views? Gives you a zen factor or something.
100mbps WiFi! Is that like, actually fast? Because, you know, the kids... and their devices.
Oh, the WiFi. The *lifeline*. Yes, 100mbps is, well, pretty darn fast! I've been in hotels where the WiFi felt like dial-up in the stone age. This? This is the real deal. We had four devices streaming at once, including a *very* demanding Minecraft session (don't judge, it's their currency) and everything kept going. No lag. No buffering. My husband and I were actually able to watch a movie without wanting to throw our tablet out the window. It's a miracle, I tell you! Seriously, you’ll be able to keep the kids entertained (and quiet!) and actually get some work done if you need to, without wanting to rip your hair out. It's worth almost the price of admission on its own.
Is it *really* near a mall? Because Google Maps lies. Often.
Okay, Google Maps. Don't even get me started. But yes, it's *really* near a mall. Like, you could probably crawl there after a particularly strenuous shopping session (please don't, though). It's walking distance, maybe a short cab ride if you've got too many bags. This is a *huge* bonus. Forgot toothpaste? Mall! Need a quick lunch? Mall! Need a new outfit because, let's face it, you probably packed the wrong things? MALL! The mall is key because, well, let's be honest, if you're traveling with kids, there's a very high chance you'll need *something* from a mall. It’s a lifesaver, truly.
What about parking? Is it a nightmare like literally everywhere in the city?
Parking... ah, the bane of every city-dweller's existence. I feel your pain. Look, this place has parking. Off-street, dedicated parking spots. It's not *the* most spacious parking in the world, like you're not parallel parking a yacht, but it's there. We had a mini-van (of course). We fit. And, more importantly, we didn't spend an hour circling the block like vultures, which is a win in my book. I was actually able to get out of my car and get to the apartment without feeling like I ran a marathon. HUGE win.
What's the kitchen situation like? Can I *actually* cook? (And should I?)
The kitchen... depends on your cooking proclivities. Me? I'm usually a "microwave and pray" kind of chef. But the kitchen here is actually pretty decent! It's got a fridge, a stove, a microwave (thank goodness), and enough basic cookware to, you know, actually cook something. Pots, pans, utensils – everything's there. It's not a Michelin-star kitchen, but you can totally whip up some basic meals. Should you? Well, that depends. Are you *tired* of eating out? Then yes, absolutely. It’s nice to have some home cooking, especially with kiddos. But, the mall has a TON of food options. So it's a trade-off. I will admit, sometimes, when I was on the brink of burning the place down after a late night cooking adventure, I took the easy way out and went to a local restaurant. It worked out. Your call.
Are there any hidden fees? Nobody likes hidden fees.
Hidden fees... the bane of every budgeter's existence. Look, I'm not a lawyer. I did read the fine print. As far as I could tell, there weren't any hidden fees. The price was the price. No surprise charges for extra towels or cleaning (thank goodness!). Which, honestly, I appreciated. So, double-check, always, but it seemed pretty straightforward. I did find a tiny, TINY leak from the faucet - which, I wouldn't ever want to complain about. The maintenance team was quick to fix it. So... good on them.
Would you stay there again? Seriously.
Okay, honest answer? Absolutely. I would *definitely* stay there again. My kids loved it. The views were amazing. The WiFi was a godsend. And I didn’t spendHotel Blog Guru
